Tummy ticklers! (Various sources)

Quip!

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down.

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning..

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo..


Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga..

shayari koi kitaab main chupane vali cheez nahi
shayari koi kitaab main chupane vali cheez nahi
yeh ek toote dil ki ehsas hin
koi band kitab ki ithihaas nahi

sapne tha ,
sapno kaa aap sahil hue ,
na jane kaise hum apki dost hue ,
karzdar rahenge hum us haseen pal ke ,j
ab aap hamari iss choti si duniya may shamil hue ..

Kal jab mile thhe...
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
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